Bathing the Cryptic Mother

Allowing her Lord - in - Waiting to shower, bathe, dress and generally pamper her, the Cryptic Mother is finally ready to begin her day out. Lord Noalot began his day many hours earlier, checking their many holdings at the race track, and bank. He is always up and around to prepare for the Cryptic Mother's day. Breakfast and coffee is prepared, then served. The papers are delivered and the Cryptic Mother is wheeled into position at the head of the table. She is waited on hand and foot by her Lord. Lord Noalot remains cool, calm and collected under the duress and sometimes pressing duties. H.R.H. thanks Lord Noalot for his patience in dealing with the Cryptic Mother and her demands. The Crown appreciates the savings to its pockets.